WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A M.L.A. OR M.P. or A MINISTER?????

 BECAUSE WE CAN ENJOY ALL THE PRIVILEGES ,WITHOUT OFFERING ANY SOLUTION TO ANY PROBLEM.
• ONE TIME INVESTMENT , WITH GOOD RETURNS.
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• MANY WAYS OF MAKING MONEY.(MMM)
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• NEED NOT TAKE ANY STEP TO IMPROVE THE STANDARDS OF THE PEOPLE WHO ELECTED AND DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR THE AREA.
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• ENJOY SITTING IN THE ASSEMBLY AND PARLIAMENT AND TAP THE TABLE WITH ALL OTHERS.
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• ENJOY ALL PRIVILEGES WITHOUT ANY EFFORT.
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• THIS POSITION ENTAILS YOU TO BE THE PART OF
• " MONEY MAKING MACHINE" WITH LESS EFFORTS.
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• NO NEED TO HAVE ANY QUALIFICATION AND EASY JOB.
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• ONCE IN A WAY, PASS SOME REMARKS ON THE TOPICS OF NO
• RELATION TO YOUR REGION.
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• JOIN OTHERS TO SHOUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE AND ACT AS A DISTURBANCE SHOWING NO REPECT TO THE SPEAKER
• AND PUT A STOP IN THE REGULAR PROCEEDINGS.
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• JOIN THE LEADER  TO CONDEMN, CRITICIZE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT TRADITIONS, CULTURE AND CUSTOMS RELATED TO 
• MOTHERLAND INDIA.
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• GO WITH POMP AND SHOW AND BRING  ALONG  WITH YOU THE FELLOWS WHO DO NOT WANT TO DO ANY WORK AND WASTE
• THE MANPOWER RESOURCES.
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• CAN USE ALL FACILITIES FREE .
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• JUST GIVE SOME POINTS  IN PRESS MEETING AND APPEAR
• AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN , SO YOU WILL BE IN THE LIMELIGHT.
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• AND ALSO A  PAGE TO FILL IN THE PUBLICATIONS.
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• CAN PROVIDE JOBS FOR MANY REPORTERS TOO.
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• SOMETIMES YOU MAKE US THINK OF THE RULE OF
• CHATRAPATHI MAHARAJ  BETTER THAN THIS DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM OF RULING.
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• SOLUTIONS
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• 1. ELECT ONLY THE ONE WITHOUT GETTING ANYTHING FREE FROM HIM.
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• 2. ELECT ONLY THE SINCERE WORKER.
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• 3.ELECT ONLY WHO IS QUALIFIED TO READ,WRITE  AND SPEAK
• MINIMUM 3 LANGUAGES. AT LEAST 10TH STD. QUALIFIED. AND ALSO HAS PASSED THE TEST  ON THE QUESTIONS ON CONSTITUTION.
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• 4. ELECT ONLY WHO KNOWS HOW TO BEHAVE IN THE ASSEMBLY AND THE PARLIAMENT ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO RESPECT HIMSELF AND OTHERS.
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• 5. ELECT AND GIVE MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO WOMEN
• CANDIDATES.
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• 6.SELECT AND ELECT ONE WHO IS INNOVATIVE AND INTERESTED IN THE PUBLIC WELFARE.
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• 7. ELECT ONLY WHO WILL NOT HOARD MONEY IN DIFFERENT 
• PLACES.
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• 8. ELECT ONLY WHO LIVES IN A DECENT WAY WITH ONE HOUSE FOR HIM AND HIS FAMILY WORTH  1 CRORE OR LESS. 
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• 9. SELECT ONLY WHO IS  NOT A SMOKER OR AN HABITUAL DRINKER  WITH NO CONTROL ON HIS MIND AND BODY.
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• 10. SELECT ONLY ONE WHO DOES NOT  JOIN HANDS WITH
• TERRORISTS,BOOTLEGGERS, DRUG ADDICTS, WHO JOINS IN HARMING THE PUBLIC IN ANY MANNER.
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• 11.DO NOT ELECT SOMEONE BENT UPON  DAMAGING THE
• NATIONAL PROPERTY OR INCITE PUBLIC TO JOIN HIM IN THIS ACT.
• 12 . DO NOT REGRET LATER FOR YOUR WRONG SELECTION AND SUFFER FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
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